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A mobcap is a round, gathered or pleated cloth bonnet consisting of a caul to cover the hair, a frilled or ruffled brim, and (often) a ribbon band, worn by married women in the 18th and early 19th centuries, when it was called a \"bonnet\". These caps were always gathered to a flat, often curved, brim. The caul had a flat bottom and curved top. The bottom was typically gathered to fit the back neck with a drawstring, while the curved sides and top were tightly gathered and stitched to the brim, which typically had some curves, too. Originally an informal style, the bonnet became a high-fashion item as part of the adoption of simple \"country\" clothing in the later 18th century. It was an indoor fashion, and was worn under a hat for outdoor wear.
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Joana Isabel de Alvim Rodrigo Pereira Ribeiro is a Portuguese actress.
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Stephen Joseph Perry SJ FRS was an English Jesuit and astronomer, known as a participant in scientific expeditions.
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