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{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
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Asind is one of the 200 Legislative Assembly constituencies of Rajasthan state in India. asind assembly constituency is considered as gurjar dominant. And the number of gurjar voters in this seat is around 65 thousand.
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